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Wang Yao didn't know what to do anymore. He was having problems not only within his own country, but in dealing with the others as well. For someone as old as him, bouncing back was more difficult then it used to be. Now, he had to sit through another pointless World Meeting, listening to the others fight while he desperately tried to come up with a solution.

"That won't work..." He mumbled, slamming his head down on the table.

"Dude, China. What's your deal?" America had stopped talking (a miracle!), and looked down at the pitiful Chinese man.

"Aiyah.." He muttered, refusing to look up.

"What you need is a drink." The American came around and gave him a hard pat on the back, causing China to look up and glare at the young man. "I was just tellin' British Dude-"

"Don't you dare call me that!" England's gruff voice interrupted, but America ignored him and continued.

"-that we should go drinking sometime." Bright blue eyes met tired amber ones.

Maybe I should...It's been a while since I've had a break.

"Fine." China huffed, standing up. The rest of the Allies seemed to be copying his actions, but at this point, he didn't really care. He just needed something to take his mind off everything. If it took a drink or two to ease his aching mind, so be it.

"Are you sure everything is alright?" Russia fell in step with him as they began to walk towards the nearest bar.

"Yes, yes." He replied hurriedly. There was no need to bring the Russian into his problems.

"If you are certain." Ivan replied with a smile, seemingly unfazed by the Chinese man's apathetic attitude. "If you ever need me, I will be around. You could always become one-"

"No." Yao's eyes widened a little at such a request. However, the bar appeared in front of him, giving him a reason to excuse himself from Ivan. Wang Yao sighed; he might as well enjoy himself. It might be a while before he could get another break.



Ten drinks later




"Bloody...wankers!" The Brit choked out, clearly drunk. Arthur had started a rant on how much he hated Alfred and Francis a few minutes ago, ignoring the fact that both men were sitting on either side of him. They themselves had had a few drinks, but seemed quite sober in comparison.

Russia had the most alcohol out of everyone in the room, yet he seemed unaffected by all the vodka flowing through his veins. Ivan had sat with Yao, attempting to converse with him once more, but had left after a few "subtle" hints from China. Wang Yao had come for the drinks and nothing else, and finally felt a certain buzz somewhere after Alcoholic Beverage #4.

"Dude, that girl over there is totally checking you out!" The loud American returned (much to Yao's displeasure), pulling up a chair and sitting next to the tired Chinese man.

"You really think so?" Yao sat up, ignoring his aching bones as he looked over to where the woman was sitting. She was by herself, a drink in front of her as she made polite conversation with the bartender. At that moment, she turned around, giving him a small smile and blush.

"I know so." The American helped China stand up, and watched from afar as he stumbled, attempting to approach the [h/c] girl.

Oh crap, is he drunk?! I didn't know old people could get drunk!

"H-Hello there." Wang Yao stuttered, offering the young woman his hand. "May I know the beautiful lady's name?"

By this time the other Allies had stopped arguing and gave their attention to the now-drunk China.

"Should we...help him?" France whispered quietly, but the American shook his head.

"Dude's gotta do it himself." Alfred ordered himself another drink. This was gonna be good!

"I wish I had a nice lady friend." England admitted sorrowfully, looking across the bar wistfully. "Women are nice."

"Mon ami, you are the saddest drunk I've ever known." Francis shook his head, long locks shaking back and forth.

"Shhhh, it's about to get good!" America shushed them, eyeing the odd couple once again.

"What's your name?" He asked again, bluntly this time, cocking his head to the side as he eyed her features. This girl had lovely [h/c] hair that shone in the dim lighting, along with [e/c] sparkling eyes and a pair of lips that seemed to love to smile. Wang Yao shook his head; was this what love felt like? Or was it just the alcohol he had consumed?

"[Name]." She said sweetly. [Name] paused for a moment, waiting from him to reveal his identity. When he didn't, she stared at him, confused. He didn't seem to be the type to play mind-games, but here he was, sitting on her left, just staring at her. [Name] fidgeted; those chocolate brown eyes were beginning to make her a little uncomfortable.

"Wang Yao." He answered suddenly, breaking [Name]'s train of thought. "By the way, do you know karate? Because your body is kickin'!"

Silence.

[Name] quite honestly didn't know what to say. She decided that this Wang Yao was most likely a nice man, just incredibly drunk.

"Let's have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call you or nudge you?"

"Alright, I'm leaving." [Name] quickly stood up, grabbing her purse and making a dash for her car. She really had wanted to give the guy a chance, but he was just too...out of it.

The Chinese man seemed genuinely concerned about her leaving. "W-Wait! I only have three months to live!"

[Name] was already gone.

Loud laughter could be heard from the other end of the bar.

Wang Yao had had enough drinks for the night. He grabbed his coat and other belongings, and began his journey home for some sleep and silence from all those loud lights that wouldn't shut up around him.






Needless to say, China had a rough night. Drinking his problems away had not helped him in the slightest. It only lead to a massive headache the next morning and a stack of work that seemed to have grown even larger from the last time he saw it. To top it all off, the Allies had decided to have a meeting first thing in the morning.

He plopped his head on the, groaning. Absolute hatred wasn't nearly descriptive enough to describe how much he bitterly despised the other men around him.

"So, did you have fun last night with [Name]?" A certain Frenchman approached the weary Wang Yao, winking at him and earning a snicker from the American.

China closed his eyes for a moment, letting the question sink in before answering.

"...Who?"
This is why you don't drink kids. :iconravechinaplz:

Ain't China just the coolest? :iconpervychinaplz:


Story (c) :iconeverybodyswishes:
Hetalia (c) :iconhimaruyaplz:

Picture (c) [link]

You (c) :iconchinasulkplz:


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Russia: [link]


TAKE THIS STORY SERIOUSLY I DARE YOU :iconchinasepicfaceplz:
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:iconanimegeekkatie:
AnimeGeekKatie Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2015  New member Hobbyist Writer
NO CHINAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!








Wait is he seriously gonna die or no?
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:iconlucarioniteofaph:
lucarioniteofAPH Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2015  Student General Artist
Oh crap, is he drunk?! I didn't know old people could get drunk!
*dies*
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:iconangelnotes:
AngelNotes Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2015  Student Artist
...que demonios? 😂
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:iconragexthexfurious:
ragexthexfurious Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Me: Hey everyone sorry I'm la-?!
France: Ismene! Ohohohohohohohohohohohohohohon~! You remember China, non~?
Me: Yes... and no... I don't know karate...
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:iconray711:
Ray711 Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Me: Hey, Yao, say hello to the newest member of the Allied Forces!
Yao: *remembers everything* Crap, aru...
Me: those pickup lines were hilarious....
Yao: You aren't letting it go, are you, aru?
Me: *bursts out laughing* nudge me! That was hilarious!!! I just... In can't.... *continue laughing like a dying hyena*
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modukamagica Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
CUTE PIC!!!!
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:iconenglandlover279:
englandlover279 Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2014  Student General Artist
me: sorry china i love you come back
russia: knite you are mine
me: china
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:iconnovadragonheart81:
novadragonheart81 Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2014
:iconarumadplz: :iconchinasepicfaceplz:
Aru-standing.
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:iconjessiejones20jessie:
jessiejones20jessie Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2014
oh dear jesus
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:icontlbawesome:
tlbawesome Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2014
I I I cried and laughed o hard when he started hitting on her it was hilarious XDXDXD I CANT BREATHE!!!!
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:iconender-chibi:
Ender-Chibi Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2014  Student Artist
I did the challenge. Almost won. Stupid last line.
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:iconstormcloudthegreat:
Stormcloudthegreat Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
"By the way, do you know karate? Because your body is kickin'!" When Yao said this I started to cry from the dangerously high amount of cheesiness. ('D
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HetaliaLover696969 Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2013
:icondeathstareplz: ...Seriously, Yao? You don't remember AT ALL? The last time I checked, my name is not Matthew. Huge derp up on his part. :iconchinaderpplz:
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:iconneko-scarletsilence:
Neko-ScarletSilence Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2014  Student General Artist
Can I just say how much I love your icon? So freaking epic!!!!!!!! :)
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:iconhetalialover696969:
HetaliaLover696969 Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2014
Thank you~.
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BunnyUtonium Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2013  Student General Artist
:iconjapanderpplz: derpy derp derp derp
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:iconbunnyutonium:
BunnyUtonium Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2013  Student General Artist
lol
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:iconqueenoftheseas:
queenoftheseas Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2013
Hell no that bitch didn't not just say who chase I well Kong fu his ass
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:iconqueenoftheseas:
queenoftheseas Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2013
Cuase (autocorrect) :-[ noooo it ruined my seriousness . why god Why! But seriously I will pimp slap him
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:iconhetaliagurl16:
Hetaliagurl16 Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2013
England:Oh god! Why won't the lights just shut up? Somebody please kill me.

America: Dude can party.

My favorite episode! XD
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Celestine-Nova Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2013  Student Artist
I..*gasp*..just......*gasp* died *gasping still* !!!!!!!! From laughter!!!! LMFAO!!!
It really cracked me up in the end when Yao was like, "....Who?" xD
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Motherfucker forgot about me........
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:iconmochiface:
MochiFace Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2013
SONAVA BIATCH HE MOTHER FUCKING FORGOT ABOUT ME
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:iconmarihadalittlelambo:
MariHadALittleLambo Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I died at "I only have 3 months to live"!! 
He forgot me... at least he won't be pained over the memory XD
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RyuuAkujii Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2013
CANADA ;A;
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KeiraA333 Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2013   General Artist

I would've started crackin' up so hard after the first bad pick-up line--too funny!!

I kinda wanted him to make it though...I like china!

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Kenshinfangirl Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
take this story seriously? challenge accepted *reads story* challenge failed xD "I ONLY HAVE THREE MONTHS TO LIVE!!!" yup that's not a line every flirting drunk uses China...xD i'd like to see what reader would do if she saw China again after that incident.xD
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TobixChanxSempai Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
:iconsexychinaplz: best China fanfiction ever rotfl
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:iconphotolover14:
photolover14 Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
You are the saddest drunk I ever known best line ever
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:iconpikapickle:
PikaPickle Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2013
So this is what it feels like to be Canada...:iconcanadawhoplz:
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MapleKitty34 Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2013  Student General Artist
I died laughing. Here's the bill for my funeral. KTHNXBAI
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:icon88symmetryisbeauty88:
:icongermanyfacepalmplz: goddammit China >.<
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changruth101 Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
France: "So, did you have fun last night with (name)?"
China: "Who?"

CHINAAAAAA!!!!!!! HOW COULD YOU!!!! 
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Caty34576 Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Old ppl shouldn't get drunk or shut gets real
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shiny-eve Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2013

me clicking on story: :iconsunsetchinaplz:

me after reading: :iconfacepalmplz:

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DoitsuIWANTPASTA Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
...
Drunk CHINA????!!!!!
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:iconrp-96neko:
RP-96Neko Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2013
That last line made me laugh so hard.
Reason: I'm from Canada.
Yeah....
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:iconchinatetosan:
ChinaTetoSan Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:iconotlplz:
why u no remember me?
:iconcraiplz:
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:iconhailleypie:
HailleyPie Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
:icontamakisulkplz:

He doesn't remember me.....
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:iconwubwubized:
Wubwubized Featured By Owner May 29, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
"mon ami, you are the saddest druk I know"
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iAllisonJonesIndiana Featured By Owner May 28, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Man. I would hate to be there, witnessing that. I'd probably be cracking up, but still. XD
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:icontierany-chan:
Tierany-chan Featured By Owner May 15, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
ALTERNATE ENDING TIME~!!! *laughs loudly* [name] goes home with Yao. SCENE: the morning after

YAO: *wakes up and finds [name] in his bed, undressed, and starts to panic, seeing as he, too, was undressed*
[NAME]: *wakes up, yawning* Morning Yao...
YAO: *thinking to himself 'I need to propose! I bedded her!' and other stereotypical things about tradition* W-will you marry me?!
[NAME]: W-what?
YAO: Will you marry me?
[NAME]: I-I guess so...?
YAO: I... Um... I forgot your name....
[NAME]: xP
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sonicgfriendKat Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2013  Hobbyist
ha that is sssoooo funny XD
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:icontierany-chan:
Tierany-chan Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I try. ^^
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sonicgfriendKat Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2013  Hobbyist
thumbs up 2 u
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neko-lover22 Featured By Owner May 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
"Mon ami, you are the saddest drunk I've ever known."
i died..... soo funny!!!!! poor china..
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Littlesunflower17 Featured By Owner May 9, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
This is too funny... XD
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saskiarijkens Featured By Owner May 6, 2013
he forgot all about me.... i know he was very drunk, but still..... T_T
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animelover-8 Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Nuuuu meh so sad now :,(
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Kekebel Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2013
Well, it's the middle of the night, so by convention, I have to be quiet. All my laughs sound like hiccups.
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